literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

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mycodedecoded:

A shout-out to Larry Boone - #PRIDE (◕‿◕)

mycodedecoded:

A shout-out to Larry Boone - #PRIDE (◕‿◕)

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zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

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There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything
Luna Adriana (via suspend)

(Source: silly-luv)

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poopflow:

blackandwiteroses:

poopflow:

men are from mars

women are from venus

damn im horny

someone hop on this penis 

awesome dude!

men are from the inland

women are from the coast

holy shit your comment sucks

get the fuck off of my post

(Source: poopflow)

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joshpeck:

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hey, you can’t talk to my grandson like that someone oughta put you in a mental hospital

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SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA

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you’re probably right

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kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

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